{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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