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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":388}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't scientists trust atoms?","punchline":"Because they make up everything.","id":429}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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