{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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